Interminable Sentence Nails Obamacare....

If this doesn't assail your knowledge of the Constitution, nothing does.

We are going to be gifted with a healthcare plan [the ACA]:

We are forced to purchase, and fined if we don't;

Which purportedly covers at least 10 million more people

Without adding a single new doctor; but

Provides for 16,000 new IRS agents;

Written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it;

Passed by a Congress that didn't read it; but

Exempted themselves from it; and

Signed by a president who smokes;

With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes;

For which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect;

By a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare;

All to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese; and

Financed by a country that's broke.

Funny, to be sure, but here's the scary part. It is all true!